good omens

I’ve consumed a lot of fortune cookies lately, and I’ve noticed something. I think the Powers-That-Be (or rather, the Powers-That-Be-In-Charge-Of-Fortune-Cookies) are trying to get through to me. Each crumbly little cookie has delivered the same type of message. Take a look:

I sense a theme, no? Moral of the story: Be on the lookout for opportunities. That’s a hunt I was already on, since I’m looking for a job at the moment. Hopefully this is a good sign. Think I should bring these fortunes into my next job interview as proof that they should hire me?

Bryant’s fortunes have had a pretty sweet theme, too:

Phew! What a relief! Here’s hoping there’s something to all of that.

Category: for my amusement, good things, hopes, junk food 3 comments »

3 Responses to “good omens”

  1. kat

    I LOVE today’s post

  2. *star

    This makes me want to eat fortune cookies…which is the only reason I ever eat Chinese food.

  3. the narrator

    wow. actual fortunes in a fortune cookie. all i ever seem to get are good advice cookies.

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